Tired of the mysteries of the female mind? Here are five simple things to remember.
1. Women are not a hive mind. Women are individuals on the entire human spectrum.
2. Not only do women not want you specifically, some of us don’t want ANY of you. And no, you can’t watch.
3. Genuinely nice guys don’t view friendship as payment for sex.
4. Women do not consider your erection a compliment. We are well aware of how common your erections are.
5. Porn is not an owner’s manual
