Welcome to WAH airways, this is your captain speaking. Please fasten your seat-belts and remove all rattles from your orifices. If you wish to speak with any member of staff press this button. If you have not flown with us before please keep listening. We are not responsible for any head implosions that may occur in-flight.
This website exists to publish the views of women. We remind our passengers that this plane has emergency parachutes and you may leave at any time.
There is no first, business or cattle class on this aeroplane. Passengers are advised to fly other airlines if they wish to drink complimentary champagne.
This airline was originally created to display two email forwards. You can find them here and here.
Unfortunately our automated translating software seems to have suffered a malfunction. We will get our technicians working on that as soon as possible and we apologise for any inconvenience.
Enjoy your flight,
Captain Aphra
Captain Aphra is your mysterious but incredibly wonderful, intelligent and competent pilot. She merely flies the plane, she doesn’t write any of the submissions.
